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"THAT’S A LIE, YOU’RE MORE OF A MELODRAMA SPAZ QUEEN THAN ME AND YOU KNOW IT AND THIS STUFF YOUR SAYING IS A PRETEND STUNT."

Karkat Vantas (x)

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heyitspj:

m4ge:

likethedickens:

HE’S BACK

this man is the best storyteller ever

I love this man.

same omfg

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deletethestars:

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soujizz:

sensorium139:

estearisa:

Tales of the Abyss: You play as the photocopy of an aristocrat who loves his master and travels with his companions who he initially hates. He then has a change of heart and he has to stop his master who’s angry about the fall of angel island.

Tales of Graces F: You play some dimwit and with his friends which include a little emotionless girl , a whiney obsessive girl that gets in the way of the yaois, an obviously gay prince, the dimwit’s tsundere brother, an old guy that makes everything perverted and a “genius” who has a creepy obsession with touching the little girl. The game is basically finding out how “magical” friendship is. It’s like My little pony the JRPG. 

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

mother 3: you run around with your dog, a cripple, and a tomboy and beat up a fat kid and half your family dies.

trauma center: a game in which you are an underaged doctor with a bitch assistant and who has to blow up diseases with lasers and diffuse bombs using a scalpel

Animal Crossing: You move into a town full of gross furries and you are dirt poor. Your mother left you nothing more than the shirt on your back and the promise to write you every several blue moons. Soon you miraculously own a shitty shack of a house and owe a near-naked tanuki your soul for the entire duration of your life that never ends.

Assassin’s Creed 2: You play as a main character who gets maybe a total of 45 minutes of screentime. Otherwise, you play as a guy who’s brothers and father get hanged, gets his home stolen from him, is reduced to nothing, and is shouldered with the responsibility of joining a mysterious secret society that he knew nothing about until the night before all of his male relatives were jailed. The guards are all out to get you, and to top it all off, your sister is whiny and annoying and your mother goes into a catatonic state.

The Sims 3: So you can make people and make them do stuff
like whoo i’m going to get a job fuuuunnnnn
oh man i’m hungry I’mma drink this juice
decorate my house with mirrors and useless junk
oh wait did that bitch just steal my flamingo lawn decoration 
fuck her
oh wow i met some person who’s dumb and and unemployed and lives with their mom lets get married and have babies who pee in the baby potty but a puddle of pee shows up on the floor anyway gotta mop up that rank shit
and the butterflies and the rocks and the seeds wOOOoooooOooooooOoOo

Minecraft: ok so its sort of like virtual legos with 8bit graphics. When you start out you have to punch trees to get wood and then you use the wood to make an ax to cut down more trees then you make a pickaxe so you can tunnel endlessly for iron and diamonds but you’ll maybe find 5 diamonds in your whole life, also, creepers will explode and ruin EVERYTHING you love
but its a really fun game  

deletethestars:

averyvoidingheir:

tipsybutt:

pyrope-sexual:

resplendentgalaxies:

mossdeepcity:

soujizz:

sensorium139:

estearisa:

Tales of the Abyss: You play as the photocopy of an aristocrat who loves his master and travels with his companions who he initially hates. He then has a change of heart and he has to stop his master who’s angry about the fall of angel island.

Tales of Graces F: You play some dimwit and with his friends which include a little emotionless girl , a whiney obsessive girl that gets in the way of the yaois, an obviously gay prince, the dimwit’s tsundere brother, an old guy that makes everything perverted and a “genius” who has a creepy obsession with touching the little girl. The game is basically finding out how “magical” friendship is. It’s like My little pony the JRPG. 

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

mother 3: you run around with your dog, a cripple, and a tomboy and beat up a fat kid and half your family dies.

trauma center: a game in which you are an underaged doctor with a bitch assistant and who has to blow up diseases with lasers and diffuse bombs using a scalpel

Animal Crossing: You move into a town full of gross furries and you are dirt poor. Your mother left you nothing more than the shirt on your back and the promise to write you every several blue moons. Soon you miraculously own a shitty shack of a house and owe a near-naked tanuki your soul for the entire duration of your life that never ends.

Assassin’s Creed 2: You play as a main character who gets maybe a total of 45 minutes of screentime. Otherwise, you play as a guy who’s brothers and father get hanged, gets his home stolen from him, is reduced to nothing, and is shouldered with the responsibility of joining a mysterious secret society that he knew nothing about until the night before all of his male relatives were jailed. The guards are all out to get you, and to top it all off, your sister is whiny and annoying and your mother goes into a catatonic state.

The Sims 3: So you can make people and make them do stuff

like whoo i’m going to get a job fuuuunnnnn

oh man i’m hungry I’mma drink this juice

decorate my house with mirrors and useless junk

oh wait did that bitch just steal my flamingo lawn decoration 

fuck her

oh wow i met some person who’s dumb and and unemployed and lives with their mom lets get married and have babies who pee in the baby potty but a puddle of pee shows up on the floor anyway gotta mop up that rank shit

and the butterflies and the rocks and the seeds wOOOoooooOooooooOoOo

Minecraft: ok so its sort of like virtual legos with 8bit graphics. When you start out you have to punch trees to get wood and then you use the wood to make an ax to cut down more trees then you make a pickaxe so you can tunnel endlessly for iron and diamonds but you’ll maybe find 5 diamonds in your whole life, also, creepers will explode and ruin EVERYTHING you love

but its a really fun game  

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thejotaku:

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~Errand Runner for her Mother~

Troll’s Job Set!

Hint: Click the images for their job description!

In Acquariet, at about the age of 14/15, young people would leave school and enter a sort of work study instead.  Then they would train under that job until of age.  At which point they would either be asked to stay and continue working there, or be let go.

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blimpgato:

Here, have a dump of doodles from paintchat.. some are pretty old obviously..













Plenty of Davekats <3 :






And some Erikar…






And of course the new babies and ships as of recently.. ahhhh <3


(ps, because uu’s blood is red, i’m not sure if he has vantas nubs?? idk. i draw him with them sometimes)


(lmao spongebob fish pun sry)




Lol I have a million different ideas for uu/UU,  have no set design for them obviously. It changes every time I draw them.. hm. Just waitin’ for the canon design~
eeeyup! Enjoy. (I’d add a few more but this post is huge enough already.. sjdfhkjsdf)

blimpgato:

Here, have a dump of doodles from paintchat.. some are pretty old obviously..

Plenty of Davekats <3 :

And some Erikar…

And of course the new babies and ships as of recently.. ahhhh <3

(ps, because uu’s blood is red, i’m not sure if he has vantas nubs?? idk. i draw him with them sometimes)

(lmao spongebob fish pun sry)

Lol I have a million different ideas for uu/UU,  have no set design for them obviously. It changes every time I draw them.. hm. Just waitin’ for the canon design~

eeeyup! Enjoy. (I’d add a few more but this post is huge enough already.. sjdfhkjsdf)

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johnlaughingalonewithgushers:

docktahwho:

Nyan Cat, performed by an orchestra.

image

wow it sounds like

a Copeland composition

what even @___@

Oh my GOODNESS.

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vampyk replied to your audio post: Davekat song of the day ♥

d o i t draw u__u thank

OK!! jus 4 u

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Davekat song of the day ♥

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jaketouchesthings:

thenewagecaveman:

OKAY JAKE I THINK YOU NEED TO LEAVE

jaketouchesthings:

thenewagecaveman:

OKAY JAKE I THINK YOU NEED TO LEAVE

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"DIE FISH HITLER DIE! I WONT LET YOU KILL MY PEOPLE!"

Jake English (x)

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battlesuit:

in which the striders are assholes (who knew) | youtube

FUCK I SO SAW THAT COMING HELP

FUICK

omfg no striders

you stop it right this instant

or dont cuz that is kinda precious and very funny lol

perfect though

Oh my gosh why is this so great? XD

lulz-time:

OMG THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY TO DO TO SOMEONE
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lulz-time:

OMG THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY TO DO TO SOMEONE

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys
are my heroes

destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

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